Travels
Everything's Cheaper in Mexico, Even Me!!
10/26/09 16:34
Hello to all my darling prairie dogs!
I just got back from Mexico and boy are my maracas tired!
I would be even more tired if I didn't have some excellent help on this last Atlantis cruise on the Royal Caribbean Mariner of the Seas.
You see a week ago, me and 3,200 homos hit the high seas Read More...
Attending the InauGAYration!
02/09/09 02:33
Hello to all my darling prairie dogs!
No words can express my absolute joy on being invited to Washington DC for my very first inaugural! What a treasure to see our country cross two important lines of color: a president who’s black and a first lady who’ll be wearing hues, tints and patterns. I think we’ve all seen enough beige pantsuits over the last 8 years!
My heart pounded patriotically as the Greyhound motored into DC. Then as my white patten-leather platforms stepped on the bus depot platform ... Read More...
Dressed For The Road!
12/28/08 14:47
Happy Holidays to all my darling prairie dogs!
Christmas has barely gone and so am I! The curtain came down on my holiday extravaganza at the Illusion Theater in Minneapolis and there was a bus ticket waiting for me back stage. Once again the ladies of the Esther Circle have emptied the church coffers at A Mighty Fortress Is Our God Lutheran Church in Richfield, my home congregation, and completely funded a one-way bus tour to Rehoboth Beach, DE, and New York City ... Read More...
Anyone Have Change For A $200 Peso?
11/21/08 13:13
Hello to all my darling prairie dogs,
I adore traveling, but there is nothing better than stepping off the bus in Richfield. My heart skips a beat as I get that first glimpse of the hitch on the front of my home ... Read More...
Pretty Ladies Under The Sea
11/03/08 19:49
Hello to all my darling prairie dogs!
I can’t believe I’ve been in the Third World now for nearly three weeks! I’m starting to speak in broken English! But I adore the Mexicans and their fertile land ... Read More...
Mexican Monkey Madness!
10/15/08 14:39
Hello to all my darling prairie dogs!
I just got back to Richfield last week after 4 months in Ptown! And the nice ladies at A Mighty Fortress Is Our God Lutheran Church, my home congregation, have already raised enough money to buy me a one-way bus ticket to Mexico! Well actually I’m going to Los Angeles, but let’s not split hairs ... Read More...
Scooting Back To My Home On Wheels!
10/07/08 18:09
Hello to all my darling prairie dogs,
This is the last snap of me as I motored out of Ptown and drove the scooter back to my trailer in Richfield! It was a lovely trip, although I had to stop every 14 miles ... Read More...
Dusting Off My Coconuts!
04/20/07 15:59
Hello to all my darling prairie dogs!
I’m writing this note on a paper towel from the ladies restroom at the Greyhound Bus Depot in downtown Minneapolis. I’m heading out of town today, as the homos need me in Hawaii.
I haven’t taken the bus to Hawaii in years ... Read More...
Doing My Part For HAM!
04/01/07 15:59
Hello to all my darling prairie dogs,
I’m just off the bus from Old Chi-town, where I made my Windy City debut. Fortunately I brought my good hair with the chinstrap, so everything went smoothly. What a fun, fun city filled with homos of the nicest variety. Thanks goes out to ... Read More...
I'm Exhausted!
03/22/07 22:35
Hello to all my darling, devoted prairie dogs!
How I've missed you all. I would have written earlier, but my exhausted physical state would not allow!
The most unbelievable mishap took me by surprise this week. I returned from Puerto Rica - and oh the bus ride was long ...
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Back from Brazil - I adore the 3rd World!
03/05/07 13:09
To my dear, devoted prairie dogs!
I am just off the bus from Brazil! Car rumba, those are good looking Mexicans down there!
We had such fun on this Atlantis Cruise. Our boat started off in Buenos Aires, then motored to other Third World countries like Uruguay and Brazil, not to mention some Fourth and Fifth World ...
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I'm Updated!
02/19/07 12:43
To my dear, devoted prairie dogs!
I’ve updated my website – and it’s only been one year! I simply adore technology that allows for such frequent and seamless maintenance. Even though this invisible world of the internet is creepy and weird, I believe it is the medium of tomorrow. I love being ahead of the curve...
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Sinking My Big Choppers Into The Big Apple!
01/27/06 18:19
Jan. 27, 2006
Hello to all my darling prairie dogs,
I’m a big city gal this week, as I road the dirty dog out east to sink my pearly choppers into the Big Apple.
And once again my visit was largely due to the generosity of my home congregation, A Mighty Fortress is Our God Lutheran Church in Richfield. The Esther Circle, this real nice Christian ladies group I belong to, paid my Greyhound bus fare – one-way ... Read More...