New Year, New Lives


New Year’s story time at the Ptown Public Library

Hello to all my darling prairie dogs!

I had a lovely time, closing out 2017 and looking ahead to the New Year! I was in Ptown to perform my quality holiday multi-media extravaganza at the Pilgrim House.

But before I did my show, I was invited to be part of a children’s story time at the Provincetown Public Library. And if you ever find yourself depressed and scared about the future, just spend some time with our kids and you’ll be encouraged!

I was so impressed with these little guys and gals. We had fun reading and talking and I even played  “Over the Rainbow” on my musical saw! It just seemed perfect with the diversity theme that was set up by Emily at the Family Equality Council.

We had cookies too, provided by my pals at the Pilgrim House!

So I’m not heading into 2018 shaking in my boots! I’m shaking my maracas and my tambourine, and skipping into the new year! I wish the same for all of you! And don’t forget to check my date book, as I’m heading out to New York City, Rochester, Fort Lauderdale, Atlanta, and Washington DC, along with my wonderful Atlantis cruises!

XO and one for Jesus,
Miss R

Holiday Tickets Available NOW!


2017 Xmas IMG_1807Hello to all my darling prairie dogs!

So happy that I did not take the Xmas lights down from my trailer last year, because it’s already time to put them back up! That’s right! Tickets are already on sale for my holiday shows at:

Illusion Theater, Minneapolis! 12 shows, Dec. 1-23.

Sage, Provincetown! New location! 2 shows on Sat, Dec. 30!

And soon tickets for my show on Wed, Dec 27, at the Blue Moon in Rehoboth Beach, DE, will be on sale too!

It’ll be so much fun celebrating the holidays with my friends at home and on the road. Ptown will be even more exciting as I perform in my new theater at Sage.

And my show will be new and traditional too! I’ll be bringing back some of my very favorite segments, like my sing along, as well as offering new holiday ideas brought on by these current, exciting days we’re enjoying!

So please take a moment and start your holiday shopping now! You know Miss R holiday show tickets are the perfect gift – they can’t return them!

XO and one for Jesus!
Miss R

Summer is East! Autumn is West!


With friends at NYC Pride Family Movie Night

Hello to all my darling prairie dogs!

I can’t believe it’s over! It’s with mixed feelings that I prepare for my annual Greyhound journey back to Richfield, Minnesota. I love to go home, but I’ve such a great summer, it’s hard to leave!


My new friend Lee on her 100th! That’s me sitting in the walker!

The summer was a fun few months of parades and parties and people! I made a new friend celebrating a 100th birthday and reunited with old friends I hadn’t seen in 100 years! I grew a beard for the 4th of July and boarded a boat float with Boston Harbor Cruises for Carnival!


Carnival Parade with Neptune & the wonderful float of Boston Harbor Cruises!

I was again honored to host the Drag Brunch at Patio on Friday of Carnival Week, where Joachim, Mark and the staff of Patio and Pepe’s raised $43,000 for Helping Our Women! Wow, another record year!

But now I’m heading west for the next few months! Soon I will be visiting my friends in San Diego at Martinis Above Fourth – one of my all-time favorite places to perform – such a beautiful facility in such a beautiful city. I’ll be there Wed and Thurs, Oct 11 & 12, just before I board another fabulous Atlantis cruise for a trip down Mexico way!

Then I get home only long enough to wash out my pantyhose and journey back west to celebrate Homo Pride in Palm Springs. I’ll be riding my bicycle in the parade and around town, but also doing my show at the Camelot Theater on Sat, Nov. 4!


Ladies of the House of LeMay, Stella and me at Drag Brunch!

Finally in mid-November and December I’m home for the Thanksgiving and my holiday show at the Illusion Theater in Minneapolis for the first 3 weeks of December. Whew!

So I hope to see you all on the road, or on a ship, or maybe at The Hub in Richfield!

XO and one for Jesus,
Miss R

Getting a Slice of Summer!


fullsizeoutput_2e35Hello to all my darling prairie dogs!

Summer is officially here! I got my slice of watermelon and I’m out on the streets of Ptown.

What a great feeling to chat with friends from years ago, friends I just met, and friends I’d like to meet – if you know what I mean – wink, wink! I love being young and single!

The weather’s been a bit cool, but the crowds have been hot during the start of June on the Cape. I officially kicked it off on Memorial Day and I’m running fast and furious until Labor Day.

So make Provincetown a part of your summer plans.

I’m also heading out to Rehoboth Beach, DE, in June and August for shows at the Blue Moon. And the Laurie Beechman Theatre will be my home in NYC on Wed, June 21 for a make-up show, since the weather closed me down in March. I don’t want to hear any more about Minnesota weather!

For a complete list of dates all the way through November, just consult my datebook right here!

XO and one to Jesus,
Miss R

Is it Tax Time or Ticket Time?!?


I’m so busy, I’m hiring an assistant!

Hello to all my darling prairie dogs!

You might be thinking “Taxes,” but I’m thinking “Tickets!”

I’m wrapping up my West Coast tour and soon will be heading the complete opposite direction when I motor to old Cape Cod for the summer.

My new show “2020 Vision” is on sale at the Crown & Anchor where I’ll be hoofing it on the boards from Memorial Day until Labor Day!

Get your tickets now – click and scroll down.

I’ve been touring the new show for several months now and everyday it seems to get more current and precise. In fact, I almost have it memorized, which usually doesn’t happen until mid-July!

Goodness, I hope I don’t peak early!

It’s been a busy season. In fact my schedule has become so hectic that I may be employing a hand puppet for my less demanding appearances in the near future. It could work for later nights when people aren’t paying as close attention and it would definitely cut down on my budget for gum and Sanka. I think it could also prove quite convenient because, unlike most of my outfits, the puppet is machine washable.

I’ll keep you posted on that. But until then, make your plans for Ptown.

XO and one for Jesus,
Miss R

Rocketing Around the Country!


Rocketing around at the White Wind Inn, Ptown!

Hello to all my darling prairie dogs!

My recent schedule had me motoring to some of my favorite places, such as Ft. Lauderdale, Philly and NYC. But this spring is particularly special because I’m visiting so many cities for the first time! I just toured Tulsa and met the nicest folks. And soon I’ll be seeing Seattle and Vancouver for the first time!

But before all that, I’m on to Tampa, which I just found out is in Florida. How have I not been there before?!? I adore Florida! I always feel like a VIP since I speak English, pay with cash, and have a full set of teeth!

Anywho, I’m super excited because this is also a fundraiser for TIGLFF, the Tampa International Gay & Lesbian Film Festival. You might want to take a breath in the middle of that! They’ll pulling out the red carpet for me, for crying out loud, I’ll be at the Hillsborough Community College – Ybor City Campus.

Fortunately such places of higher learning don’t threaten me, as I attended two weeks of training at the Lakeland Dental Academy near Richfield. I didn’t graduate because I accidentally grabbed the Epoxy instead of the fluoride and cemented a woman’s mouth shut. It was an unfortunate circumstance, but a rather nice result, as I annually receive flowers and a card from her husband to mark the anniversary.

So please let your friends in Florida know that I’m there Sat, April 8th. Get your tickets now!

And still to come is San Francisco, Seattle, Vancouver and Cancun before I pack the kitty and head out to the Cape for a summer at the Crown & Anchor in Provincetown! Tickets are already on sale for that too!

XO and one for Jesus,

Miss R



Good Vision for Holiday Cheer & Exciting New Year!


2017-show-imageHello to all my darling prairie dogs!

My hopes and prayers to you for a peace-filled, joyous holiday season. I love this time of year and spend it at home with family, friends and fans who attend my holiday programs at the Illusion Theater!

But I am also super duper excited about my plans for the new year. I have a whole new show planned that will thrill and comfort you at the same time.

Bus tickets are purchased for me to travel north, south, east & west, as I head to Canada, Florida, NYC, Philly, San Francisco, and Seattle. The complete list is on my date book page and shows with tickets already available are just to your right on this page.

Although I have never had perfect vision, I think we all need to be seeing 2020 for the next few years! There’s a lot of work to be done in our world today and I’ll help you see many bright, happy colors – other than orange! My new show will also offer practical help too, such as avoiding a fiery apocalypse.

It can all be fixed!

Come and see how Miss R makes life so much better with new songs, new videos, and a good old chin wag with my lovely audience members.

I want to be seen in 2017!
XO and one for Jesus,
Miss R