Hello to all my darling prairie dogs!
I am securing the seal on my upper plate, as I take another bite out the Big Apple on Saturday, Sept. 26! This time my show at Ars Nova will feature two delicious things — a fabulous custom cake from TLC’s Cake Boss and me in new show “Asians & Homos & Jews, Oh My!” Hard to believe, but they’re going to try to get me onto the small screen and feature me in one of their TV episodes! I’m not sure if boob tube is big enough for my hair, but we’re going to do our best!
Cake Boss is an absolute delicious and delightful romp through an Italian bakery in Jersey! I can’t believe those crazy folks from Italy are now in Jersey?!? The fellow who runs the operation is gorgeous Buddy! I’m hoping he lives up to his name!
I’ll have to wear make-up for this TV experience because I don’t want to appear exhausted or run-down, even though I’ll be on the heels of a very successful summer in Provincetown. Once again I broke attendance records, with nearly 6,000 attending my overly-rehearsed, tightly-scripted, high quality production at the Art House Theater!
Even with the bad economy, the homos are still busting down my door! I love you people!
I trust the same will be true of those godless New Yorkers! I know how challenging they can be, but I think the cake might soften them up a bit, so we won’t have any shootings while I’m there! At least I know I’ll have safe accommodations, as my room at Manhattan Mini-Storage has been secured!
Pray for me!
XO and one for Jesus,
Miss R 1981